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The Fresh King of Swell Swears

by J Pun

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1.
Ayo, it's J Pun, walkin' down your block with a burner tucked Summertime outside, quite hot, but turn your furnace up Motherfucka, don't you know I'm cold like the Arctic Call me Mr. Flint, yo, cause I'm ready to spark it And I'm comin' so hard, with many rounds, might put you in the ground Gunshots ringin' loud if some clown, tryin' to take my crown Heaven-bound, don't get it twisted, I am heaven-sent Magnificent, angel of death, scum I torment Y'all tryin' to act hard, but comin' softer than soufflé Me, I'm Lord Vader, gonna force-choke your airway Always down to spray, best you kneel down and pray Cause I never miss a target, even holdin' heat sideways So what you gotta say? I think I fuckin' heard it all Hoppin' walls to dodge the law, leave a rookie cop in awe Bouncin' domes like a ball, I'm a fuckin' all-star If a pussy wanna spar, I'll pull a switch and leave some scars Enter the mind of a criminal mind Never did time, a goon nursery rhyme Through the dirt and the grime, it ain't hard to find Not even in my prime, but I'm the best of all time Enter the mind of a criminal mind Never did time, a goon nursery rhyme Through the dirt and the grime, it ain't hard to find Not even in my prime, but I'm the best of all time Ayo, I had a dumb fuck run up, tryin' to press his luck Slapped him like a puck, heard him cluck after bein' struck You really think this schmuck tried to buck, didn't even duck Fuckin' ego shrunk, he disappeared like a tummy tuck Never to be found, seen or heard from again It's a celebration, bitches, yo, I'm poppin' the champagne Bustin' lines of cocaine, layin' back to get some brain Always cruise the fast lane, top dog, great dane Hardly fuckin' sane, but I ain't quite psychotic Borderline neurotic, swim in liquor, I'm aquatic Hooked on chronic, not narcotics, fuckin' flows are so erotic Kill shit, antibiotic, flyin' high like aeronautics Kung fu fuckin' legend, sharp-ass verses are my weapon Homie, keep on second-guessin' and you're sure to learn a lesson One to ten, I am eleven, and the dopest I would reckon Send a box with your girl's melon, kinda like the movie Seven Enter the mind of a criminal mind Never did time, a goon nursery rhyme Through the dirt and the grime, it ain't hard to find Not even in my prime, but I'm the best of all time Enter the mind of a criminal mind Never did time, a goon nursery rhyme Through the dirt and the grime, it ain't hard to find Not even in my prime, but I'm the best of all time Back on the scene, you know I spit it oh so clean Of the crop, I'm the cream, yo, the brightest light beam Yes I glisten and I gleam, but I'm raw, this dog's mean Quick to hit your fuckin' team, machete split 'em down the seam Watch and laugh as they bleed, then hop back in the whip I ain't givin' a shit, I'm bouncin' back to the crib Lace my trees up and trip, my mind switch has been flipped Embalmin' fluid, blunt dipped, spark it up for me, kid I might be high, I guess, but I'm a high achiever Yo, the fuckin' heat seeker and the beaver receiver Your bitch lookin' oh so eager, so your best retrieve her I'm the fuckin' dream weaver, made your ass a believer So what more can I say? Yo, I'm dope like coke My filthy mouth needs soap, spit holy shit like the Pope Like Donald Trump when I grope, and yo, I swing like a rope On the rap game's titties, y'all try and take note Enter the mind of a criminal mind Never did time, a goon nursery rhyme Through the dirt and the grime, it ain't hard to find Not even in my prime but I'm the best of all time Enter the mind of a criminal mind Never did time, a goon nursery rhyme Through the dirt and the grime, it ain't hard to find Not even in my prime but I'm the best of all time Best of all time Best of all time Best of all time Best of all time Enter the mind of a criminal mind Never did time, a goon nursery rhyme Through the dirt and the grime, it ain't hard to find Not even in my prime but I'm the best of all time
2.
Yeah Hip-hop ain't the same no more, a different game for sure Seeking fame to grow dough, just a bunch of flow hoes Wanna coast to coast, don't wanna pay no tolls And the worst low blow, they claim to be flow pros Bro, fucking really, your bars so silly, can't even rap clearly Now you're asking, do you feel me? Well not really In fact, I'm feeling rather ill, G I was studying this shit while you were shitting your pants You say you're fucking killing it, well where the fuck are your fans They must be bumping 50 cent, "In Da Club", slapping hands You say you're dumping them clips, I'm saying that's a fat chance What's thin is a skilled emcee, or making dope beats Bringing heat, instead of shit to sell seats I'm hungry to compete, I body rap like a sheet I don't plan to retreat, but we all gotta eat Aye, there's a famine, a famine in the streets, yeah There's a famine, no knowledge of the beats, yeah Let's bring it back to the feel good music Then kick back with some real good music 307, Wyo, that's how we roll J Pun and Tone, hit it with a fun flow Catch me in the rock, at the spot chillin Stoned like a geode, hits out my chillum I'm in my element, like Mendeleev And flow's irrelevant, without a little love That's why I put it all into my music Slow decline when I'm not into my music Out my zone until I find what I'm missing Stoned soul like a Chonged Willie Nelson Hip hop, I can never let you go T-O-N-E on the mic flowin' like a pro, yeah Yeah, Rick-E Elementary, y'all 1 bar, 2 bar, 3 bar, 4 5 bar, 6 bar, 7's, 3 and 4 4 bars wrote with 16 stored If the beat drags out, I'll double all 4 I'm just pouring on a mic like sucky sucky Sharp as a knife like Chucky Chucky Flowing on a beat like bloody undies Rapping in a booth, reading these funnies Feeding from a hunger that's been mocking Jay Oversaturated but starving in a way Standing here watching mice lost in this maze Only grown ass men, no Ava Page Open up the gates, I came to feed the crowd I'm speaking in a range, translated aloud Sharing up a plate, grace from a common ground Hip hop, one love, a fluid sound
3.
I can't keep it quiet, keep the peace, I gotta speak Can't keep the tongue in this cheek, so fuckin' tired of bein' weak Has it only been a week, we've been talkin' every day Well, it's long overdue, I pray it never goes away I pray your feelings never fade, cause the sky's never grey Sunshine, you brighten up my day, I gotta grin on display But I also got dismay, cause life is always throwin' curves And I know I oughta swerve, sit here thinkin' 'bout the terms Say you live and you learn, but I haven't learned shit Only thing I know is livin' like this better never quit I hope it only gets better, cause we're meant to be together Love like this is tough to measure, so I said it, first confessor Damn girl, you a treasure, should be treated as such Do you think I crossed the line, yeah, maybe a touch My heart is skippin' double dutch, use these rhymes as a crutch All I needed was a nudge, my foot's comin' off that clutch It might be love, or, just a reminder It could be true love, or I am just a fool It might be love, or, just a reminder It can't be both ways, please don't be cruel We keep on sayin' we should stop, but our feelings won't let off Just a force that can't be blocked, like the tickin' of a clock I'm a hawk, got you locked, but I just can't make the swoop Got me flyin' in a loop, till I can land down on your stoop I dropped a bomb, dropped a nuke, and you still didn't flee Now this heart's on a spree, you know I'm buzzin' like a bee I would gladly pay the fee, any price to make you mine Let me sign the dotted line, cause I ain't leavin' cloud nine Girl, you always on my mind, from the mornin' to the night Even in dreams, you in my sight, the limelight of my life If this ain't right, then God smite, strike me down to the ground Cause I ain't givin' up this fight, I'm goin' round for round and pound for pound You never gonna frown, no, I'm gonna keep you happy Sayin' sentiments so sappy, chattin' till my voice is raspy I know the timing's crappy, but I guess that's life You know I really can't gripe, ain't never felt more alive It might be love, or, just a reminder It could be true love, or I am just a fool It might be love, or, just a reminder It can't be both ways, please don't be cruel Three months have gone by, and we still doin' this dance So hypnotized, I'm in a trance, locked in since first glance Such a sucker for romance, I can't pass up on a chance So yo, I'm startin' to advance, do it for me like freelance I've fallen like an avalanche, so girl, I'm goin' all in I'd commit any sin, you see your heart, I must win You the drug, I wanna binge, why the supply so thin Just the touch of your skin, makes my fuckin' head spin Heartbeat doubles like a twin, feelin' shit I never felt Best hand that I've been dealt, but damn, it hurts like a welt Sometimes the words are hard to read, like they badly misspelled Feel like a trapper with no pelts, but shit, it's far from hell But now it's clear to tell, the time has come to make a choice And I'm tryin' to keep my poise, just got my mind to voice Life with you's a Rolls Royce, but we can't roll to Illinois Don't want just some, I need it all, ain't no doubt you'd enjoy it It might be love, or, just a reminder It could be true love, or I am just a fool It might be love, or, just a reminder It could be both ways, please don't be cruel
4.
You can bring the hurt, you can bring the pain You can bring the clouds, come on bring the rain You can point the finger, I can take the blame Yo I am who I am and I ain't ashamed Settin' shit aflame, spit slick as KY Got a bone to pick, I got a fish to fry Go and talk your shit, you'll never hurt my pride Watch your ass free fall while I fly and glide You can bring the hurt, you can bring the pain You can bring the clouds, come on bring the rain You can point the finger, I can take the blame Yo I am who I am and I ain't ashamed Settin' shit aflame, spit slick as KY Got a bone to pick, I got a fish to fry Go and talk your shit, you'll never hurt my pride Watch your ass free fall while I fly and glide This shit is my life, give a fuck about hype Hip-hop is my bitch, and she's just my type To the top is my plight, fuckin' God given right Ain't got no scope, but I got it in my sights Only 12 months deep, but you can watch as I seep To the underground lair and I take my seat On the motherfuckin' throne as a goddamn king You can step in line just to kiss my feet All the shit I spit, got a temp like lava All the shit you spit, undeveloped like larva I'm makin' timeless shit like Brian De Palma My ass would be asleep if your shit was any calmer Retract and take it back, I ain't sayin' that you wack Just listen what I'm sayin', homie, shut your trap Ain't white and black, our trains run separate tracks You're gonna post it on up, here's a fuckin' tack Yo, you and me, we on two different planes I'm busy makin' art while you're busy seekin' fame Nah, that ain't my game, so sick of these lames Just scapegoat blames and bullshit claims Got most Facebook likes, but you're wack on the mic Get on stage and stumble like your drink was spiked So listen up, little tyke time to take a hike Actin' so big, training wheels on the bike It's so simple these days to blow up and get paid Dope house shut down by a dumb shit raid And the purest grades get cut, no aid Real G's get played like fuckin' arcades Yo, I ain't afraid to speak my mind on the matter I ain't the one to front or hold it in like bladder So I'ma spit the splatter, spray like shotgun scatter Truth hits hard, leave you tore and tattered You can bring the hurt, you can bring the pain You can bring the clouds, come on bring the rain You can point the finger, I can take the blame Yo, I am who I am, and I ain't ashamed Settin' shit aflame, spit slick as KY Got a bone to pick, I got a fish to fry Go and talk your shit, you'll never hurt my pride Watch your ass freefall while I fly and glide You can bring the hurt, you can bring the pain You can bring the clouds, come on bring the rain You can point the finger, I can take the blame Yo, I am who I am, and I ain't ashamed Settin' shit aflame, spit slick as KY Got a bone to pick, I got a fish to fry Go and talk your shit, you'll never hurt my pride Watch your ass freefall while I fly and glide Double time verse two, dude I'm far from through Spit it raw till I'm blue, try and fill these shoes Try and spit my spew, Barbie this yo cue Bid your ass adieu, better dip, fondue Gettin' shooed and booed from your own venue From your wack haikus, that's the coop you flew Bro, I seen yo crew, rappers wearin' tutus Drinkin' Smirnoff brews, most wanted Malibus, You bite bars, not a bamboo like pandas in the zoo Rap name: Shamu, doing tricks in the pool Fly as damn emus, got a wack hairdo, Stiff as damn statues, lyrics sound Zulu Your shit is way past due, fuckin' stinkin' up the room Like some unknown goo, fungus like mushrooms Safe to say subdued, that is just the truth Death sentence issued, your life past curfew But enough about you, that food been chewed I'm a tough pill to swallow and a tough act to follow Raging bull, not Chicago, lead ninja Leonardo Master artist like Picasso, so abstract, call me Gonzo I'm the man like Macho, top your taco with cilantro Coolin' buds like avocados, find my own El Dorado Desperado with a crossbow, shootin' arrows at Gestapo Give a fuck 'bout an embargo, overflowin' with bravado Speaking of my plateau, bro, it's high as Colorado Never stopping, I'm legato, killin' shit like a commando Cast a mighty fucking shadow, leave you hangin' in my gallow While I'm chillin' at my chateau, pluckin' Bettys like a banjo Grasp rap like there's a handle, not another mindless vandal All this guano is so ample, definition of a scandal This a taste, just a sample, here to set a prime example Don't wanna hear you fuckin' babble, step aside or you'll get trampled You can bring the hurt, you can bring the pain You can bring the clouds, come on bring the rain You can point the finger, I can take the blame Yo, I am who I am and I ain't ashamed Settin' shit aflame, spit slick as KY Got a bone to pick, I got a fish to fry Go and talk your shit, you'll never hurt my pride Watch your ass free fall while I fly and glide You can bring the hurt, you can bring the pain You can bring the clouds, come on bring the rain You can point the finger, I can take the blame Yo, I am who I am and I ain't ashamed Settin' shit aflame, spit slick as KY Got a bone to pick, I got a fish to fry Go and talk your shit, you'll never hurt my pride Watch your ass free fall while I fly and glide
5.
Black cloak, black soul, black mic that I control Just living life within my limits like I'm out on parole Y'all just play like life's a scrimmage, no rules to uphold Well, I'm about to bring the pillage, let the madness unfold Oh shit, you haven't been told? Well, I'ma let it be known I guess you need to be shown, no ain't no time to postpone See, this is my fuckin' zone, best stay aside like a cone Stuck on the side of the road, y'all be the same like a clone Fuckin' minds gettin' blown, straight out the back of they dome Yeah, I'm a smooth motherfucka, pumpin' pussy for poems If you checkin' her phone, I'm probably packin' my chrome And yo, I'm probably alone, have the address to my home I kill two birds with one stone, liftin' minds like X-wings I appreciate the props, but I don't need your blessings You were hot, but now it's over like another sex fling Just another washed-up rapper, best you get to stepping Yo, every bar that I break is like a freedom revolt And every star that I take turns into shark food below Just because I'm less known, they think I can be defeated But they get the big bone, I'm fired up when I'm heated Desirous, they wanna be me, but they never even could Don't expire for a few weeks, but it still ain't no good They went bad early, wack since the womb I'm writin' bars with Pun Petty, deep in Solomon's tomb These sacred and ancient powers, the temples that I deflower Engaging in secret training, hidden deep within the bowers So rise up, my young rebel, do what you can I'm in control, long as the empire stands If I was king, I'd burn you like the flag While drinkin' THC from out of a flask Highly explosive bullets in my mag Shoot with extreme prejudice like you dressed up in drag Yo, if you talkin' some shit, I'm fuckin' zippin' your lips I'm talkin' literal shit, I got the stapler, kid Weak-ass raps, I forbid, don't waste the ink like a squid Your rhyme's straight stinkin' like piss, my bars be smellin' like bliss See, I'm the emperor, bitch, you're like a Jar Jar that spits To say it plain, you should quit, lightsaber sliced into bits I'll say it twice, case you missed, lightsaber sliced into bits Yo, in this game, I'm a Sith, my legend spreads like a myth The master fuckin' wordsmith, my force is Anakin Strong PlayStation 9 King Kong, you just a pussy playin' Pong Your lady, she love my songs, she's always singin' along I keep it lit like a bong, I set off fire alarms Verses burn hot as Napalm, ready to fuck like it's Prom So hide your bitch and your mom, can't keep it clean outta Dawn I'm fuckin' ill as they come, and underrated by some But they the same fuckin' ones, ain't never heard of J Pun
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A big name in the game, that's like one in a million I ain't lookin' for no fame, I look to always feed my children Ever since I was a kid, I've had this strong feeling To study in this hip-hop till I microphone killin And if I only get one, but they a fan for life To me that's better than a million, that would kick me to the side Once the hype fades and dies and there's nothing left behind I just wanna make some real shit That'll never leave your mind Put your hands up if you feel this shit Feel the music My heart beats to these beats, these lungs breathe to rhyme From when I wake to sunshine, till I close for bedtime I don't remember my dreams, but I memorize these lines And I'll be writin' in braille when these eyes lose sight Givin' up ain't an option, ain't no turnin' back now No, I ain't never felt better, never felt more endowed Flooded with creativeness, after many years of drought Now this fire's lit inside me, it ain't never burnin' out Put your hands up if you feel this shit Are you groovin' Yo, these verses on my service, how I pay my respects To all the greats that came before me, to the ones comin' next Now I'm writin' in these pages, so that's one less regret This dream became reality, cause my goal's been dead set As I sit and reflect, I see how lucky I got To meet some cats that love this shit, who put me on the spot I know it never woulda happened, never gave it a shot Without the love and motivation, all the family is brought Put your hands up if you feel this shit Feel the music Last thing I wanna say is I'ma always have love Don't matter where this music takes me, it just fits like a glove And I love what I do, so I'd say that's enough And if hip-hop's just for children, I ain't never growin' up So go and reach for the roof, if you feel the same way You know it's hip-hop till I die, till I'm rottin' in my grave Let me apologize for the long delay I'm so graceful on the beat, call it rap ballet Put your hands up if you feel this Yeah
7.
We always have a choice, at least I think we do We can always use our voice, without this to be true We always have a choice, we always have an option We always have a voice, yourself speaking in your noggin Don't let others' beliefs poison your mind like a toxin Make your own decisions, take control, be the top gun No, I ain't stoppin', so let the haters spit their venom Got this ball a-rollin', I ain't losing momentum I'm doing this for me so form opinions and then some Got all the love I need, my peeps a powerful weapon Such a wonderful blessing, they give the strength I need To push hard to succeed, it also helps me to believe All the things my mind conceives are possible if I take heed So high as nosebleeds seats is where I need to aim the bead Start to sow your seeds, take the steps to serve your dreams Don't fall victim to schemes, another sheep of their regime Don't wade in the mainstream, stay out and bask in sunbeams Build up your self esteem and make the choice to reign supreme We always have a choice, at least I think we do We can always use our voice, without this to be true Think about my life, like where would I be Without my people by my side, that's my family I'd be lying in a casket overdosed in the street Accept to move forward, had to stand on my feet So I drift with the tide, disappear with the flocks Say goodbye to my pain, there's a choice in my thoughts Each choice with a cost, I need love, I need peace. So I gotta take a moment, take a second, gotta think I've been through what I've been through, speak what I believe Think about my choices to help myself retrieve My decisions and my thoughts, I grant and let be It's always been my voyage to cross the stormy sea Battling my demons deep within me, come take my words as they dance in the street Catch and make the choice to make yourself free, It's all up to you to separate your dreams We always have a choice, at least I think we do We can always use our voice, without this to be true Don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't do You do you Make your own decisions, cut naysayers like an incision Take the steps, repeat the reps, make your dream a reality Anything is possible with enough determination YT, J Pun, Choice Without this to be true We always have a choice, at least I think we do We can always use our voice, without this to be true We always have a choice, at least I think we do We can always use our voice, without this to be true
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Let me start by saying that I'm always gonna love ya And I know I can promise that no one will come before ya It probably sounds cliche but I could really care less My only mission in this life is to be the very best Dad I can be, girl all I want you to see is I'm your number one fan And I hope you'd agree, if there's a secret to life Then I know you're the key, I love everything about you, each idiosyncrasy Till the day that I die, gonna be you and I And when my time's up, the last thought in my mind You and me together, yo this love will never sever The only one on this earth I can say I love forever I'm speaking from the heart, I ain't speaking to be clever I'm always have your back through each one of your endeavors And when I'm old and frail, yo this lion's gonna roar I'll be singing with my cub, Beatles when I'm 64 If I didn't have you, I would lose myself Because you hold me up, just like the loops with a belt You know a joy like you, ay I just can't describe You light me up on them days with the longest nights If I didn't have you, I would lose myself Because you hold me up, just like the loops with a belt You know a joy like you, ay I just can't describe You light me up on them days with the longest nights Since the first moment I saw you I couldn't believe my eyes My life was like an ocean, all my waves had capsized First time in my life, I felt my life had real purpose All these sacrifices made are so much more than worth it Only got one goal and that's to see my little daughter grow Never loved your mom the same, but let's keep that on the low And the one thing I regret, when it came down to the split A mom and dad together, now my sweet pea just won't get Gotta get on with this life, just overcome and we will rise Battle through hardships, undying love will be our prize Sunshine or stormy weather, you my daughter I will treasure Cause we one and the same, like birds to a feather Come hell or high water, we ride till daybreak Unsaddle the horses, build a fire by the lake We wild west outlaws in a world full of squares You and me together, we'll take on a grizzly bear If I didn't have you, I would lose myself Because you hold me up, just like the loops with a belt You know a joy like you, ay I just can't describe You light me up on them days with the longest nights If I didn't have you, I would lose myself Because you hold me up, just like the loops with a belt You know a joy like you, ay I just can't describe You light me up on them days with the longest nights The older that you get, the more that I'm amazed A little girl so smart, I can't believe I've raised Your life, it has no limits, no this ain't a daddy gimmick You defy the laws of physics like an underwater picnic Mythic as a mermaid, bright as lightsaber blades Dueling in the darkness and your wit never fades Hope you never stop a learning, you can keep the world a turning And I'ma always be your dad, so I'll never stop a urging If I didn't have you, I would lose myself Because you hold me up, just like the loops with a belt You know a joy like you, ay I just can't describe You light me up on them days with the longest nights If I didn't have you, I would lose myself Because you hold me up, just like the loops with a belt You know a joy like you, ay I just can't describe You light me up on them days with the longest nights If I didn't have you, I would lose myself Because you hold me up, just like the loops with a belt You know a joy like you, ay I just can't describe You light me up on them days with the longest nights If I didn't have you, I would lose myself Because you hold me up, just like the loops with a belt You know a joy like you, ay I just can't describe You light me up on them days with the longest nights

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released October 13, 2023

All beats except Bring the Pain produced by Anno Domini.
Bring the Pain produced by D.A.R.K. Productions
All Mixing/Mastering by Albert Charlemagne at Brooklyn Dragon's Lair.
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J Pun Rock Springs, Wyoming

Wyoming Bred Spitter who thrives in the smooth soundwaves of a funky beat. With an impressive range from Gangsta Rap to R&B, just what CAN'T he do?!

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